What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

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Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

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Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

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No way

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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