What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:15

No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Why do some mothers hate their daughters especially when they're the eldest?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
What is the difference between heaven and heavens?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No go.
What are some difficulties in a JEE aspirant's life?
No way
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.